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Parents of the year!!

2011-05-15T02:03:00.000-07:00

Amul Butter Ads

2010-12-05T22:09:00.000-08:00

Over the years, Amul Butter's advertisements have always centred around current affairs. This fwd is exclusive of latest B'wood movies.

Enchai!

Art of photography

2010-10-26T09:19:00.000-07:00

Photos taken at just the right angle.

Example of Discipline in animals

2010-09-07T07:03:00.000-07:00

Best of Dilbert comic strip

2010-08-11T08:03:00.000-07:00

The right tools

2010-08-11T08:01:00.000-07:00

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment... For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

Funny marriage quotes

2010-06-17T07:13:00.000-07:00

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

R.K Laxman cartoons

2010-06-11T09:58:00.000-07:00

Some cartoons created by famous cartoonist R.K Laxman

Corporate Talk

2010-03-02T02:27:00.000-08:00

A detailed list of "What they say" and "What they mean"

**1."We will do it" means "You will do it" **

**2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" **

**3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" **

**4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "It's not getting done ...at least not tomorrow!" **

**5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" **

**6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"**

**7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"**

**8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time" **

**9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time." **

**10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"**

**11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me" **

**12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!" **

**13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is" **

**14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..." **

**15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed" **

**16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"**

**17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"**

The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies - Enjoy

2010-02-21T09:47:00.000-08:00

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position .

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
( The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

11: I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

12: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve '

Happy New Year!

2009-12-31T08:14:00.000-08:00

img courtesy: http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/

Pictures of Earth from Satellite

2009-12-31T02:56:00.000-08:00

These are a few pictures taken by a satellite orbiting the Earth, on a cloudless night.

Below is picture of Europe. Night is falling and the pic shows lights on in Paris and Barcelona. Meanwhile in London, Lisbon and Madrid, the sun is still visible.

Looking South, we can see the islands in the middle of the ocean. We have a perfect view of the British Island, Iceland and Canada (left).

The next photo, taken by a satellite shows night time falling on Brazil. The third image, is the same photo with some enhancements of colours to better show the lights.

The next two pictures show North America.

Next picture shows South of the Iberic Peninsula, a sandstorm leaves North Africa.

The picture below shows Strait of Gibraltar.

The pic below captured The Swiss Alps and Lake Leman

Below is the beautiful Iceland.

The Black Sea -

And the Red Sea -

We have just one planet. Please preserve it.
Please, pass this message on so everyone can be aware of the treasure we're all standing on.

Why animals hate humans!

2009-12-13T09:19:00.000-08:00

...Now with explicit pictorial proof.

Magic of numbers!

2009-11-29T13:35:00.001-08:00

I received this SMS forward...and it is amazing...that's why I am posting : )

You need: A calculator...coz I'm pretty sure you can't do all the calculations and/or have the patience to do all the calculations.

Step 1>> Multiply 4 to your Birth Date.

Step 2>> Add 13.

Step 3>> Multiply 25.

Step 4>> Subtract 200.

Step 5>> Add the month you were born (12 for Dec..etc)

Step 6>> Multiply 2.

Step 7>> Subtract 40.

Step 8>> Multiply 50.

Step 9>> Add last 2 digits of the year you were born.

Step 10>> Subtract 10,500.

RESULT is very INTERESTING...plz try......

A family of Superheroes!

2009-11-25T02:25:00.000-08:00

This happened at a Bangalore Airport -

Airport Security : What's your Name?

Passenger : Batman

Airport Security : Your real name please?

Passenger : My name is Bat-Man

Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

Passenger : Superman

Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room

Then they checked his Passport... (attached)

Sachin Tendulkar's Shell House

2009-11-15T08:22:00.000-08:00

Sachin Tendulkar is celebrating 20 years in cricket. Here's a forward I received...a pics of his Shell House designed by Javier Senosiain.

The house is breathtakingly beautiful!!

WAy to go mAstEr BlAsTer!!

Some cricketer's wives

2009-11-06T10:45:00.000-08:00

If cricketers are Gods in India, there wives should be no less than Goddesses.

So here's a forward that I got, featuring the Mr. and their Mrs.

Andrea Hewitt and Vinod Kambli

Anjali and Sachin Tendulkar

Arti and Virender Sehwag

Cristina and Mahela Jayawardene

Dona and Saurav Ganguly

Huma Wasim and Wasim Akram

Jane and Glenn McGrath

Jessica and Kevin Pietersen

Kellie and Matthew Hayden

Kim and Mark Waugh

Lynette and Steve Waugh

Madhimalar and Muttiah Muralidharan

Mel and Adam Gilchrist

Rachelle and Andrew Flintoff

Rianna Jennifer Cantor and Ricky Ponting

Sailaja and VVS Laxman

Tenielle and Herschelle Gibbs

Vasana and Chaminda Vaas

Vijeta and Rahul Dravid

Yehali and Kumar Sangakkara

Hit it! Funny video

2009-08-16T03:56:00.000-07:00

Best Aviation Photography

2009-08-14T23:39:00.000-07:00

Indian ads for a cause

2009-08-09T07:50:00.001-07:00

The chocolate bar kept is an imitation of a very famous indian chocolate - Dairy milk.

Why Company Logo Designing should be given to a Professional

2009-05-25T08:44:00.000-07:00

Here are a few examples of where the logo designing company screwed up!

Result of a miscommunication

2009-01-18T04:12:00.001-08:00

Why communication should be clear....

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What creative people do with paper

2008-05-30T01:42:00.000-07:00

Innovative designs

2008-05-29T23:31:00.001-07:00

Bored of the same kind of table...sofa...cutlery. Here are some cool inspiring designs.

World's largest dog

2008-05-23T11:42:00.000-07:00

World's largest dogs. You'd never want these dogs to lick you.

Images after an ice rain

2008-03-26T18:49:00.000-07:00

Why placement of advertisement is important

2008-03-08T22:49:00.001-08:00

In advertising, where your ad is placed, is critical part of the strategy.
Here are a few places where it was screwed up :)

The copy in the ad reads "If you do not have GIO Third Party Insurance, we suggest you don't hit this bus."

Knowing where to hit

2008-03-01T09:53:00.000-08:00

Once a large ship's engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for one thousand rupees.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer ........................ Rs 10.00

Knowing where to tap .......................... Rs 990.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference!

How 9/11 accident was responsible for divorce

2008-02-29T02:20:00.000-08:00

Hiccups in movies

2008-02-23T22:39:00.000-08:00

An Assistant Directors job is to ensure nothing is screwed up in a movie. Looks like the ADs of these movies were dozing ; )

A cellphone...during those days :-o

An aircraft? In such a medieval war??

I am not gonne freeze if that's how they hold the trigger ; )

Olden days...NEW WATCH!!

we call em branded pirate :D

All these and much more, can be found in www.funnyffo.blogspot.com

What Chefs do when they are bored

2008-02-23T02:12:00.000-08:00

One of the most creative forwards I have seen.

The Success Marriage

2008-02-20T07:56:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "

Tips for taking care of your baby

2008-02-20T02:35:00.000-08:00

For some reason, I found these hilarious.